Headless Horsemen
Hanif, SH and I went job hunting today. It was pretty fun, cause we had a few job interviews to go to and we crapped a lot. I mean, that’s usual – when you’re around us we talk about almost everything. So we took a long ride to Holland V. We waited for bus 200 to bring us specifically into Holland V. The bus took around 30 minutes. 30 minutes waiting for a public bus is not cool, probably because I get more efficient bus arrivals at my part of Singapore, so I’m not used to all that, aha.
Hanif was actually the guy who did all the calling up and arranging of job interviews. So we got our asses down to this small departmental store, located strategically above a post office in some run-down building. The pay is pretty good, and all you have to do was just sit there and slack! Okay, by ‘slack’ I mean help customers when they need it and do stuff like stock-take. That’s pretty much the most basic things to do around….THAT’S ALL! haha. They carry brands like Abercrombie for really good prices on top of that. I mean, how cool is that? At the end of the day you could buy a few shirts at the exact place where you work. Haha.
On the way back to the MRT Station, there was a rooster on this hill, and Hanif was trying to catch it. It was just there, looking at the traffic below its stringent chicken legs, bobbling its head here and there, and those two red scrotum thingies that hanged from its beak wavering at its pace. And it was pretty mortified by Hanif’s advancement cause it sped across the hill at his slightest movements towards it.
Next we went to this place in Ubi Tech park. Ubi Tech Park is HUGE, it’s in Eunos by the way, it’s a massive urban jungle out there. We saw people whose belly buttons grew from their backs, and peeps who sounded like they were speaking a muffled sort of Tongues (well, Tongues is a unique Christian language only legible by you and God, it goes vaguely by repeating vowels). As I was saying, we entered the building looking for the company that’s offering the second job, and we realized they had special toilets labeled ‘Executive’ in the building….Seriously! Oh wait, I even have photos to prove it.
I mean, who ever invented the new gender species called Executives!? LOL. It’s crazily funny… I mean there’s always only been male and female toilets, and they cater to males and females respectively. By labeling the toilet Executive, it’s as if you’re trying to say executives belong to a totally different gender species from our usual male/female. Cause they don’t have to go to the male and female toilets. We were just roaring with laughter.
Funny how some stuff are made to screw up huh? Even though we are so orderly, and we try to meet demands so systematically, that we come out with pathetic solutions that are just too literal (As seen above). Adults don’t even know that stuff they do are sometimes so systematic, it’s funny for us, teenagers to sit by the side and laugh.
Well, more on jobs and stuff another time. And have fun for your hols!